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Every old house has woodworm. Some have him.
Nails through his arms, saw still dripping, hammer gripped like he's never put it down. Nobody knows how long he's been living in the floor joists, only that the creaking at night isn't the house settling. They call him The Woodworm, the joiner who got so deep into the job he became part of the timber.
This isn't just a Halloween t-shirt. It's a warning from inside the walls, made for the joiners, carpenters and chippies who've pulled up a floor and found something staring back.
Bella+Canvas 3001, soft premium cotton
Full-colour front horror print
RawTrades branded inside label
DTF printed for sharp detail that lasts
Part of the RawTrades Halloween Collection
Free shipping
Built by tradespeople, for tradespeople. Wear it to site if you dare.
The Woodworm Joiner Halloween T-Shirt | Spooky Carpenter Horror Tee - RawTrades
£29.99
Nails through his arms, saw still dripping, hammer gripped like he's never put it down. Nobody knows how long he's been living in the floor joists, only that the creaking at night isn't the house settling. They call him The Woodworm, the joiner who got so deep into the job he became part of the timber.
This isn't just a Halloween t-shirt. It's a warning from inside the walls, made for the joiners, carpenters and chippies who've pulled up a floor and found something staring back.
Bella+Canvas 3001, soft premium cotton
Full-colour front horror print
RawTrades branded inside label
DTF printed for sharp detail that lasts
Part of the RawTrades Halloween Collection
Free shipping
Built by tradespeople, for tradespeople. Wear it to site if you dare.
Size guide
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
| XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
| S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
| M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
| L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
| XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 | 137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL | 86.4 | 76.2 | 147.3-155 |
| 5XL | 89 | 78.7 | 157.5-165 |